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Ok, but just to warn you, I'm as drunk as a Kennedy right now...
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
I'm really proud of her, she waited until she was on tiled floor to start puking on the ground
I had fun this weekend too. According to Web MD, my symptoms say I had a miscarriage.
You left your underwear on the fireplace
Just so you know swallowing does not help chest colds. Your Phd can suck my dick
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
If you get me a sex toy for Christmas everyone in my family will question our relationship.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
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