Why do all fat girls have "that smell"?
Need sex. Gaining weight.
dude I just realized something - girls return my clothes washed so in thought bringing girls home is like avoiding going to the laundramat
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
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Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Our drug dealer just got busted, wear black tmrw
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
Dave, I love you but you're barking up the wrong lesbian. You sir are the competition. You don't threesome with competition.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
last night you told me I had a dark, salty butthole
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
i passed out in front of ihop...for the second night in a row. i think i need to reevaluate my life choices
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