I just saw a homeless man with a cat on a leash. reminded me of you.
I'm babysitting and we're watching Barney and I don't understand why Barney can magically make band hats appear but he makes them make shitty ass instruments.
Barney's a jerk
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
She got a digital picture frame for her birthday. FINALLY - a place for me to sneak all those penis shots I've taken with my iPhone.
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not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Sorry I kept grabbing your vagina at the casino. I believed it was my lucky unicorn to win bonuses
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
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I feel sorry for the person who's phone number is 704-1776 cause from now on I'm giving that number to every guy I never wanna talk to again. Happy Independence Day
Like you can't just be like oh bb and THEN SEND ME A FUCKING PICTURE OF MY 8TH GRADE FAT SELF IN A TACO COSTUME
I love the smell of your bedroom. It smells of a mixture of cherries, leather, and unrequited homosexual desire.
It all started with a game of naked twister.
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You went after him with a sword while screaming “FAJITAS!”. And Todd was dressed as a Goth for some reason
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