there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just threw up while drinking by myself. This is all your fault. You here = a good night, You not here = alcoholism
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
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There was a pool of blood on my desk and we still don't know who it belongs to. missed a good party, man.
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
who loves string cheese????? I LOVE STRING CHEESE!!!
you know...if you didn't give such great head little things like this would ruin our friends with benefits relationship.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
I just want to steal his innocence through his penis. I really do.
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Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
Side note: I just realized that I can make my hand warmers double as a heated push up bra.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I feel like I haven't slapped your ass in years. This will be awesome.
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