I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Your maid of honor is passed out in a golf cart on the 18th hole.
I'm being fed tequila grapes by a girl on stilts...
Really, thanks for buying me caribou, it helped me out. Today will forever be the day I threw up in a caribou cup in the skyway outside of chipotle.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
That awesome feeling when you are pooping on the same toilet that nobel laureates have pooped on
It's like all the guys I keep around if I wanna have sex with all got mad at the same time. I guess I'll get out my vibrator again.
If you could come do me into like a 12 hour coma that'd be great
I cannot, in good conscience, let you talk to a guy who wears Chaps and a knit beanie
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
I'm in the upstairs bathroom. I went to the bathroom after class and realized this is not a shit I want to have publicly. I ran home. We can go to lunch, just give me a min
My head is bruised from having sex in the backseat of an explorer last night.
I do have a moral compass! I can’t help it if it only points at penises
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