I'm pants shitting drunk right now
Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
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I've come to realize that after waking up this morning for work no one wins in bar dice.
I don't remember you taking the condom off last night. Did you just walk home in it ?
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
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I am officially now FB friends with my arresting officer.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
I shaved my pussy for you. If you complain about a single hair that I missed again, you will be greeted by a bush the next time you go down on me and i will MAKE YOU KEEP GOING
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
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