If Jon and Kate can get divorced...how hard can it be for me?
You know you have a problem when the only thing that saves you is that you drank so late into the night that you sleep through the designated walk of shame time window
Holy jesus god. My teeth taste like street.
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
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So not only just find my adoption papers that I didnt know about in my parents house, but they say "child shows some signs of mental retardation".
He has a tattoo of a carebear. This is not happening.
im pretty sure this vending machine only exists when im drunk
It's only 11:30 and she's already making friends with the homeless...
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Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
Seeing someone hit Themselves in the balls with someone else's hand is amazing. I love being the sober one
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
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