There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
He just told me that he goes squirrel hunting. NO LONGER BANGABLE.
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asked the girl next to us on line to take a picture of us and she shared her bacardi. i love white people.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I'm trying to convey to the smoking hot Spanish cleaning lady at work that I want to bone her but I think it's getting lost in translation. How do you say "blowjob" in Spanish?
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
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Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
1) break up with him. 2) feel bad. 3) fuck some other guy. 4) feel better. Boom! Life plan. You're welcome.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
The couple in the apartment next to mine are both opera singers. I’m never sure if I’m hearing them banging or doing vocal warm-ups.
We smell like vodka and hangover
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