Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
ok, im coming! i just found some lemon square in my bangs, washing that out..this shit is all over me! was i in a pie eating contest?
yes
did i win? did you like my outfit? or should i change, if you were horny would you bang me?
I'm promising sexual favors in return for his responsible life decisions. Now THIS is growing up.
We haven't even eaten dinner yet and she's already been asked to "take it down a notch" by the groom's mom.
He ripped off his socks and ran around the basement barefoot. His feet turned black. Then he chugged Parmesan cheese. He chugged dry cheese dude.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
I will turn myself into a beacon of get at me bro
well it can jab him in the chin so I am 100% sure he can suck his own dick
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
I think i'm the first person to get kicked out of a club while completely sober. Come outside please!!
If I die, sorry about rent.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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