life is too short to starve
life is also too short to be fat
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
Apparently she broke up w/ her bf like 3 weeks ago. She actually called me to be her bday hookup cause she's single now. Patience- the virtue that occasionally pays off.
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
Surprise court date day!!! Wake the fuck up!
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
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