Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Just saw a man being put through a dui test on the side of the road... it was noon and he was on a bicycle. God bless texas.
you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
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I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
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Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
So, i might have left my morals back in 2011.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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