I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
why is there cat hair all over my deoderant?
she wanted to smell more freshershest than you.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
At least I can pee in a cup like a champ at this point
If you've never been partying there before, take Shae with you. Drunk Shae is like a GPS. She found us the only bottle shop still open at four, a pot dealer, and told us all which subway to take to get home. She'd never been to Madrid before. It was awesome.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
You know you're doing well in life when weed is considered to improve your job performance
Day two of not drinking, I think my cat is trying to eat me.
Psychosis secondary to sobriety???
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
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