I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Last time I stayed at my moms my fucking car got set on fire sooo maybe I should think this through.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
The things I do for you. Not that I'm unhappy about it. I'm just saying you should love me.
Did you sleep with him again?
No! I just led him to believe that I would if he gets me booze. Do I have that little class that you have such minimal faith in me?
I lost all of my bathing suit tops.. This is both a success and a failure
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
Says the girl who left her friends to go have phone sex in the bathroom at Michael's
So I woke up really sad and then I looked in the cabinet and there was weed and now I'm not sad anymore
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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