watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I created a new solo drinking game. You need a handle, a laptop, and a shitty internet connection. Start watching the fort video in the que, play the snake while the videos constantly load, and take a drink everytime you fuck up. There was a video of a an asain female Justin beiber impersonator full screen when I woke up.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Did I really just send a work email with cum instead of come? feck me
Hahahaha yep. You were picking up the credit card machine and singing to it in Spanish.
He told me to tell my ass that he loved and missed it, and even though he hasn't known it long, it might be the one for him
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
too bad burritos don't cuddle back
DONT TELL ME I CANT HAVE AN ENTIRE BOTTLE OF VODKA AT DINNER. IM AN ADULT. I PAY BILLS.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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