It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
HE STARTED HUMMING THE THEME TO STAR WARS!! WHILE I'M SUCKING HIS DICK!!
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Buying a new pipe this morning, and setting up career plans this afternoon. It's called balance
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