Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
Found a waterbottle filled with a bloody mary in my purse this morning. Blacked-out me is always trying to help hungover me, it's so cute.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
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I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
I just saw a douchebag with frosted tips & a LaCoste polo with popped collar driving a Call of Duty edition Jeep. It was a cavalcade of stereotypes.
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I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
MY FUCKING CAT JUST GAVE BIRTH AND IM FUCKING STONED AND I FUCKING DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO!!!
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
And you are going to be so turned on by my batman skills later
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