I'm either too drunk or not bisexual anymore
theres a boy scout troop on my plane. right now theyre playing wilderness games. let me just tell you how excited i am to hit on all of them
She celebrated a negative pregnancy test by going out to Quizno's. I really don't understand her at all.
We stopped her at 12
12 shots? Or 12 midnight?
Which answer would freak you out less
there was some random girl that nobody really knew, standing in the corner trying to shave her armpits with a plastic butter knife.
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
I will now attempt to shave my public hair into a Christmas tree.
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
We did Irish Car Bombs out of butter trays, the influence of the retired community is astounding- I didn't know people even owned more than one butter tray.
well considering the guy who just delivered my cookies had to console me as i had a mental breakdown in front of him i'd say i'm 4/10 right now, thank you
He compared my vagina to his favorite T-shirt. I don't know if I should take that as a compliment or not..
I'm like a hairless cat ready to be ravished
Drinking and decided to streak in the apartment fountain. Canadian goose shit and sharp rocks on the bottom. I sobered up quick. That was a very bad idea.
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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