a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
RIGHT?!?! I'M ACTUALLY UPSET I DON'T GET TO MAKE THE 2.3 MILE TREK TO SUCK HIS COCK, yes I google earthed it.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
I had a dream where I was about to fight you but you were dressed like a greek god and had just killed a werewolf with your bare hands
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
Your dog took my vibrator out to the yard
You kidnapped her dog. I don't care that you and the dog are epic bros, that's just not cool. Return him.
Dude, if that was the MLB player I think it was leaving your bedroom this morning please tell me you got his autograph. It could pay the rent for like six months.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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