Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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FYI the landlord called, said we need to clean the puke off the side of the house...was someone on the roof lastnight??
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Apparently I walked up to him, mumbled something incoherently, then started to make out with him. Why does this always happen.
Honestly I miss having a gay roommate. His female friends' implicit trust in him would carry over to me even though they knew Im straight. Best unintentional wingman ever.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
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Did you feel uncomfortable?
For a little while. Then I got really high and ate a bunch of animal crackers out of some dudes pocket while we chilled on their super comfortable couch.
Don't do shots out of Tostitos scoops.
It only takes one line of cocaine, and you try to shotput a fucking kitchen table
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
Randomize