I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
I reminded them that I didn't puke and I cleaned yours up! So huh!
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
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There are babies in the room i shouldnt be high with babies in the room.
you passed out on the bathroom floor with the door locked. we had to break in and no one was sober enough to move you so they just threw a towel on you and stepped over you
Dude you has no fucking this poptart
What?
I dont know to explain this.
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
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I was thrown in the air atleast 3 times by baby jesus
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I think she's perpetually drunk
It's all she knows
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
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