How was Slumdog? Did it pull your heartstrings?
It was entertaining. Better than most other Mexican films.
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
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They had to restock the bar 3 times before midnight. There is a bridesmaid dress hanging in a tree outside.
found used condoms and an omlet in my uggs. I'm disgusted but not surprised.
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
He's just giving off this "someone be a bitch to me" vibe
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Don't worry I'm alive. The apt is all locked up so I'm sleeping on the patio. The frozen pizza I got might be toast unless someone lets me in soon. If not its all good I'll be here snoring on the patio
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
The only flat surface we had was a cheez it box so we snorted the blow off of that. Rock bottom really isn't that bad.
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
On another note, I almost lost one side of my fake butt. Dancing the wobble with the fake butt isn't recommend.
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