so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I just found out I have a small penis.
Couldn't you tell by how you've NEVER had a girlfriend?
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
her bridesmaids come in huge, huger, wtf, and free willy. all their gown are strapless. its like watching the Hindenburg waddle down the isle.
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i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
i took a picture of my dick. with a stick figure drawn on it. and a paper hat taped to the tip. and i call i the mayor of Dickville
There was a half eaten cheeseburger on my coffee table. Guess I made it to McDonald's.
Oh boom. You're officially Dr Phil. I need to have sex that I actually remember participating in.
Oh yes there is. Now I'm the sad one. Please organize my life. And I will demoralize yours.
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banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
I just gave an orange Froot Loop the finger for falling on the floor instead of my mouth when I was pouring a mini box of cereal into my face.
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
well...I was at work...until someone dropped dead during their performance of "I believe I can fly". It was karaoke night.
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