Saw a guy smoking a cig holding it with a fork and driving WTF?
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Just threw up at the bar from the heat. Fun change of pace.
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what's not responsible about a pool full of beer?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Ice that vagina down, get some coffee, and try not to walk with a limp. It's time to dominate, pull it together
2012 needs to end already. I've exceeded my quota for People Who Have Accidentally Seen My Tits.
I just ate beer and cupcakes for breakfast.... maybe this fourth of july won't be so bad
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Also, I'm kinda hungover this morning and I need to wire money to my lawyer. So this is what adulthood feels like
I've started drunk signing up for 5ks. Who even does that?
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
I forgot wine drunk hurts
Just threw up in a baggy on the airplane. The guys next to me clapped and bought me a jack and coke.
Livin the dream
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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