I wish they made sweatshirts for legs
you mean pants?
you could tell him that chauvinism doesn't go very well with his gay homemade tank top
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
Malt liquor mondays...better in theory.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
Thanks for the reference. If your boss hires me, I'll buy you a drink.
If my boss hires you, I'm going to need it.
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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