walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
I'm having a flashback of telling a guy that he was beautiful and graceful like a unicorn while playing shuffleboard.
walked into class wearing my zorro costume. some girl just said "oh my god, i fucked zorro this weekend." I found her.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
I hate that I still want him to look at me as the vagina that got away.
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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