Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
Just got arrested at PF changs. Happy New year, China
so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
I just found out my first birthday was a keg party. Suddenly everything makes sense
why didn't you say something constructive like "stop chugging that vodka"?
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
u r missing out we r watching a tranny direct traffic in a gstring
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Lost and found: pink cotton underwear next to my bed and soaking wet Reebok socks or boxers in a plastic bag...in my fridge🤔
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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