I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
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I woke up with someone else's vomit on my ass. That's how I'm doing today.
I gave him head while he watched NASCAR. My future flashed before my eyes.
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
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Monday is now my bitch. I just did 20 naked push ups on the bar for $20
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Would you think less of me if I said I was eating a toaster strudel in the bath.
Ugh. He got her for secret santa. Idk what to get. Idk what she's into.
... other people's boyfriends.
I'm planning our wedding on the computer and our threesome on my phone. At the same time.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.