Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
One of my students just said I have "big mommy parts". Even third graders know that my tits are too big. God I love em.
i guess i had fun last thursday night because when i got on the drunk bus this thursday night everyone immediatley started chanting my name and telling me to do a bus flip
whats a bus flip?
idk but apparently i invented it
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
These People Are So Awkward Youâ€™ll Get Embarrassed
I mean I drunk but not enough to handle a Scientology convention
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
I heard him say "bet you won't", look over 10 seconds later and she's blowing him.....looked eloquent under the glow of a camp fire.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
its not like i called off work either time for the purpose of tripping, it was more like well, i have nothing to do now today, there is acid and im only human.. but twice
These People Encountered Celebrities in Bizarrely Normal Places
I sat on my couch last night watching What Women Want, eating ice cream, and sobbing "why doesn't she like me?" Why was I born a man?
Went home with a male stripper who looked like Justin Timberlake.. I started singing cry me a river mid sex. When he sang along I fell in love
I always make inappropriate sexual decisions during the holidays
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
I may be asexual, but I owe you a solid from yesterday. I am a man of my word.
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n