I've only been here for an hour and I've already made 6 babies cry.
Happy Birthday
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
Believe it or not I'm actually not the only person sitting in the back of the train covered in glitter and drinking whiskey out of an arizona iced tea can. Small world.
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All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
When we were grinding I think your nuva ring fell into my shoe
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
Why is there uncooked bacon under my bed?
You insisted on taking it to bed with you. You grabbed it out of the fridge while mumbling "If I leave this out, you fuckers are just going to ruin it."
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drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
Just licked cheese from my hot pocket off my phone. I spilled because I was eating a Popsicle at the same time. Send an adult please
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
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