he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
He dyes his hair, fake tans and lies constantly. What did you really expect from him?
A better fuck for starters.
the last time i saw him was an hour he was floating face down in a pool... but i'm sure he's fine.
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Can you deep fry cheerios do you know? crucial question
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
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Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
And then she said "wanna make a vine of me twerking on the wall?"
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
The fact that the praying hands are in my top emojis defines how 2016 is going so far