belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
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i wanna give whoever invented massage chairs a blow job.
You told the waitress last night "What tip bracket do I have to be in to see your boobs"
It's a journey
And the destination is his penis?
Precisely.
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
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She's 90% sass and 10% boobs
Tell me why I woke up with your dads construction shirt on, nothing else, and had jelly donuts with a note from a girl named cathryn that said "we had a kinky night with peanut butter". p.s. Im by the layin by the lawnmower
How far are you from my house? Do I have time to masturbate before you get here?
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
So if your sore it's because you tried to tackle a tree last night. When I told you at the party, you said "What do you expect, I'm an athlete!"
Turns out my GF and my FWB have a mutual friend. Yada yada yada, I need to crash on your couch
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