Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i sneezed during and he said it felt like i gave birth to his dick...then asked me to do it again.
I drowning out her crying with songs from the Beatles it's good for us both. She relives her 30s and i dont have to hear her cry
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You drunk invited us to do an intervention for you.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
We realized tonight that we have to get advice about guys from you because you're our only straight male friend that neither of us has slept with.
Did the vodka turn my hair yellow or did something else happen last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
It's official. Post baseball sex is better than post hockey sex. I hope the Blue Jays win the world series.
I'm alone, 3 beers in, and cutting tshirts into belly tops.
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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