"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
For the record I fully support drunken you in most social situations... Just not charity events.
He told me he wouldn't do any drunk sluts but me. I guess that's sort of a compliment...?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
If your dick isn't up when i get home you're catching tonight.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Woke up in a kilt. And it's not my kilt. Drinking was a success.
I hate it when fuck holes buy me drinks at the bar. You don't know my order. You don't know me. You don't know where I've been. You don't know my life.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
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Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Also this guy in my contact as hairy jerry sent me a pic of him shirtless and said I miss you and I have no idea who he is /when or if I met him but that's not normal?!
I found my wallet. Still have no idea when I put mad dog in my steel water bottle, though...
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
She told me I’m a “stunt cock.” I’m okay with that
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