You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
He passed out on the patio with nothing on but his boxers. So we put our beer caps on him. Yeah he woke up with a polka dot sunburn.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
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My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
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All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
If she didn't block me, she would have known that I sneezed on her toothbrush.
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
Fuck him. He can bang that skeezer all he wants. Fuck her lawyerness I’m a YouTube star
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