Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
just found more coke in my pocket. i love not washing my jeans after every individual use.
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You stuck your head out the window to puke and got hit with a mailbox.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
I was in the bathroom puking up mountains of tequila and when he came to help me, I held the door shut and kept yelling at him to let me be a lady.
who knew tequila and Christmas cookies would go so well together
If it makes you feel any better they literally are drinking alcohol out of a toilet. They are serving drinks out of a nasty ass toilet...!
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Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
I'm drunk. And I'm alone. Eating chicken fingers in my underwear. I'd say life is grand.
Access to a Target is paramount to my general happiness and self-worth.
like honestly, the vodka had to go somewhere, and your moms soap dispenser just seemed right at the time..
I’m literally naked drinking a beer and I gotta leave in 6 minutes for work lol
She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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