And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
Wow, haven't had to deal with the 'stoned at the dinner table' scenario in a while
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
just got tipped $5 to put a barbie in a waffle cone and drip caramel sauce on it while a group of dudes cheered and one took pics. 90% sure they were sober
I didn't think about how painful the pumpkin seeds coming up the next morning would be. Oh well, I'm good at making pumpkin seeds and that's all that matters.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
He showed up at my house, drunk, proclaiming that he needed to fuck me...my dad let him in
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
So I pass out narcotics if its a girl?
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
Allow me to explain. Triple D is a surprise. It's like if you're expecting to fight one person, then you get ambushed by more. Except it's a good ambush, because it's boobs, not death.
It was ok until his mom walked in and asked if he turned on the crock-pot...
The only reason you haven't shit yourself yet is because you don't like having fun.
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