The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Who would have guessed that ordering a vodka lemonade at Roscoe's was code for I want a hand job
i voted for prop eight dipshit. more weddings = more CAKE.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
he walked out as i was licking snow off of his car...
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
We're listening to space jam. This can only be a good omen.
Not blacking out at our finals party is my Everest
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
I peed outside 4 times after the bar, safe to say I had great night
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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