why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Having dinner with my dad, watching the news and some AIDS prevention ad comes on. My dad then kindly informs me that he doesn't enjoy the feel of condoms.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
Girls are like M&M's, once the lights go out you can't tell the difference.
and ill be dreaming of you. not in a creepy way, but in an inappropriate way
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
I knew he cared when I got his text "happy birthday to the girl who gives phenomenal head"
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
I felt like I was having sex with Joffrey from Game of Thrones. Needless to say how bad it was
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
I didn't realize how much I relied on you for a reason to drink on tuesday
One of my tenants at my fourplex that I own gave me a massive bag of severely dank pot and a brick of cocaine because she didn't have the cash to pay the rent. She might just be my favorite tenant!
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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