it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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Hes warming up week old McDonalds french fries, putting hot sauce on them, and counting them with his shirt off.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
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she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
he said we should drink responsibly and we all just kinda sat there laughing at him
he only noticed i dyed my hair purple like halfway through sex and he looked really shocked and he just said "You look like Barney." as he came.
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
You really need to stop getting injured so often it's really starting to negatively impact my sex life. Oh and get well soon. . . no seriously though hurry the fuck up.
Do you think the hole in the ceiling will count against our security deposit?
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