I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
What are you wearing to our high school reunion?
I don't know, What kind of dress says "I feel sorry for you people?"
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
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i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
I just reached for my seatbelt when I sat down to pee... Might be a little hungover.
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We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
Ok more importantly someone in a chicken costume just stepped in front of my car and started breakdancing...
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
I'm still home, my life isn't together. Currently drying my pants
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