I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
eh, I feel I'm heading for a breakdown and I need to get it out of the way before I start writing that lab report.
i also remember watching someone vomit off a balcony which was kind of grim
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
The free coupon that printed out with the purchase of my plan b emergency contraception was for allergy meds. I feel like a coupon for condoms would've been more fitting in this situation.
Oh wait. It's for wart remover. Fitting, afterall.
He’s 21. The president of his frat. I’m 28 and have a career!
Do it. It’s a noble position.
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