Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
Ive consumed more rum studying for law school finals than I did that time I fucked that fat chick in the back of VW Beetle. It's all ugly, but for different reasons.
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
All he gave me was a sore vagina and film suggestions
I slept with six men with different nationalities this week. Who says I'm not a woman of culture?
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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