I just made out with a guy for $7.
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
I took a picture of his ID so i could remember how to spell his last name and facebook stalk him later...I think he saw me do it
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
all time personal low: room service guy going "You want french fries AND onion rings???"
Apparently from about 3-5AM I was consoling that crying stripper about her life choices.
I forgot I did whipits. Probably because my brain cells were killed from the whipits
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
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