i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Hey so summary of last night. I threw up in a rain boot then tipped it over on my bed, did my laundry and passed the fuck out. I feel like I didn't see you.
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Homegirl just dropped a candle on the floor major party foul. Thought it make you feel better.
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
And then we made hashbrowns with vodka and queso.
I found a bag of weed while packing. Now packing is like creating tiny universes inside of boxes.
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DO IT, or I'll send you pictures of my hickey to remind you of your loneliness
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
They've already turned me into the Dean of Students once because they felt 'unsafe' because I came home hammered and asked one of them to make me a grilled cheese sandwich. Like, I just ASKED!
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
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