Not a fireman, but good enough for last night.
Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
We Started drinking at 8am and left the bar around 11pm....I hate ALL green things
My dora the explorer band aid does not cover up the shame i feel right now
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
It's the building I live in, they were lucky I was wearing clothes at all
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
Getting free blow from a total stranger, who asked permission to stroke my eyebrows, was the highlight of my evening out. Also, I have a new cuddle dealer.
You cannot tell me you don't have a problem while crying pantsless on a stranger's sofa bed.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
Idk if I want to put a bra on
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