ur penis kinda felt like a vagina to me
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
Some girl in the stall next to me just yelled "fuck yes i started my period!" she came out of the stall and we high fived. who am i to judge? i do that every month.
well after we realized that his best friend and my twin sister were hooking up it was kind of an unsopken agreement that we would too
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I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
we tried to exchange flip flops in the parking lot and fell over then army crawled home
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
They had like literally all the dildos. It looked like a seance for dick. I left the apartment and haven't been back.
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All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
After an orgasm, I always feel the urge to sing A Whole New World from the move Aladdin and I'm not quite sure why.
I woke up in the middle of the night with my dick out and my electric blanket on high. It's like she wanted a hot dog.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
It's only 3 AM. There's still time to get arrested today.
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