do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
Any night you end up on the couch next to the trash can with a bag of white wine on your head is a rough night.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
A man in denim coveralls just shotgunned a beer on the dance floor
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Is it bad i hate my job so much I'm actively trying to get fired tonight by drinking all the booze we have so I don't have to show up for my double tomorrow. Four mango vodkas later I have decided I'm a better server drunk.
You turn 21 at midnight!
This is better than being born!!
Help. I am eating nachos. But I'm with some guy. I need help. I don't know where I am. The nachos were so good. I'll bring them but help me.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
His mom wants to come see the dorm.
Hide the whip.
Randomize
