I went to blockbuster, where I always go when I need to soul searching
Despondent, hopeless, I decide on vantage point, because I vaguely resemble matthew fox (let me believe this, please)
It was cheaper to buy then rent, so now I'm stuck w/ a wretched hangover and I own this shit movie
One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
you laugh because clearly you have never had to clean poop out of a tub
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Sadness tears and throw up everywhere
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
You tried to initiate "Occupy McDonald's" when the cashier didn't give you enough ketchup.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Woman at starbucks on her computer with a garbage bag of popcorn and a bottle of lotion. Where are you coming from?!
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
DO NOT PREHEAT THE OVEN THIS MORNING! WE STARTED USING IT AS A WINE STASH AROUND MIDNIGHT.
so i may or may not have just had sex on the stage of the lecture hall....
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