absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
Just found an "inspected with pride" sticker on or around my vagina
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
What the hell man, you basically stole my girlfriend with a bucket of KFC.
Nice. The Governor's son bruised my vagina.
That's going to be the title of my memoir.
OMG MY DAD TOLD ME HE MIGHT DO TINDER
I think I'll shower sitting down. That seems safe.
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
I just licked honey off my own tit. Is there anything about that which doesn't SCREAM single???
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I always want to see you. Honestly my only hesitation is that my ass is still kind of sore from Sunday 🥺
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