i've alrwady decidided boys hate me plkease take notyes.
what
nvm
chick flicks and taylor swift songs are like porn for desperate singles
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
And as far as being fat goes I just did like 20 minutes of p90x and now i'm eating frosting out of the container....
No no no no no. Not interrested. She looks just like Kim's fat booth picture. Only real.
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
It makes no sense at first, you go with it, it's fun and entertaining and then a disaster
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I got my period on eclipse day. I'm officially in line with the moon.
just saw two eagle scouts making out in chic-fil-a
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
If you ever get divorced...would you call me??
Randomize
