There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
he broke up with me while standing outside, half naked, waiting to fuck him. i feel like a leper right about now.
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
All I remember is folk music and a lot of drugs. I am never going "on an adventure" with you again
I'm going to assume that "the army of generous folk dancers" is no longer a goal you are willing to fulfill
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
I'm really glad I had vomit on my sweater when I met his sister.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Haha! I swear, it's like I'm talking to Buddha with a slutty agenda. You are so full of wisdom.
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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