so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
i just uploaded three hundred pictures and you had your shirt off in two hundred and ninety of them
the remaining ten - you weren't in
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
I really don't think you should have 'baptized' your tattoo in vodka the same night you got it.
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
110% paid for our cab with a lap dance
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
I had to replace her wine with red vitamin water. So if she’s alive, you can thank me
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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