16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
when i came out to my mom, it was over brunch. i was eating a banana. not exactly my smartest breakfast choice.
Just painted my nails at the bar... I may be getting too comfortable here.
Can I sell my birth control in a yard sale?
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he handed me my panties in front of my date. turns out he wasn't that mad.
I think a kid would responsible me up
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
It's fucking New Year's. I can be soberish in 2013 after tonight. It's like the 30 years of grey area between Jesus' birth and death.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
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By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
I was on top for a full on make out when in dead silence "I'm moaning Myrtle" came from the TV. Moment ruined. I got cock blocked by a fictional ghost
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
Sorry for face licking, I probably won't do it again.
Also, I love cats. I sat on the floor and they sat with me.
Whats a little breast milk between friends?
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