i really wish facebook had an app for when you are looking at a chick's photo album, you could just skip to the ones where she and/or her friends are dressed like skanks
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
i dont care if i have to wear a pillow case, there will be an open bar at my wedding
Please come to History lecture. The kid two seats over is belligerently drunk.
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dude uncooked spaghetti noodles dipped in thousand island dressing is better than it sounds
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
He bought me Ben & Jerrys and then apologized for the fact that he was going to fall asleep before we could have sex
I just bought 7 working mopeds off a guy for $300. We are 60% of the way to our gay biker gang dream.
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
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Things I have learnt this week: bubble mix is toxic. Extremely toxic.
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
WHY THE FUCK IS MY BATH TUB FILLED WITH MUD?!
1. You were drunk 2. You wanted a mud bath\n3. We tried to talk you out of it, but you kept throwing dirt at us
I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Somehow my life has turned in to drug deals at the bar, and illegally camping on a mountain because I have no where else to live.
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