I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
dude sorry about putting my finger in your butt last nite i was wasted and thought it was mine
Bt dubs, I still have cuts on my arm from when you attacked me with a dildo on Saturday night.
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
I think we should roll her a welcome back, sorry your godmom's on life support blunt.
Hide in the closet. if you hear me yell patato salad come out swinging.
That birthday blow job you ordered came in the mail today. I suggest you hurry home.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I can't get over how you look like his sister and he wants to fuck you.
Oh ya, I forgot to tell you, last night I woke up to the sound of you peeing on the floor next to the fridge, didn't remember until now. Have fun at Dayton!
I'm dipping store brand pepperoni pizza in bacon flavored ranch dressing. Obesity tastes so good.
My mom just drunk texted me complaining about her genitals smelling like Taco Bell. I really am her son
The sex was so boring I heard the people having sex next door and I wanted to stop just to listen
I met someone else! And I had a wonderful orgasm! And he wants to see me again, like take me out!
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