My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
I spent all night sexting your girlfriend for you because you were too drunk. You're welcome.
I'm watching ellen!
just because im gay does not mean you need to notify me every time you watch the ellen degeneres show
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Were taking tot shots. If toddlers could drink these are the size of shots they would take
Just an FYI: The offer for you to come snow blow my driveway in return for sexual favors is still on the table
Ummm I just broke my no puke streak at church
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Thank you for calling me on to a higher level of debauchery. fuck anyone who says we aren't good for each other
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
Also, sorry about chilling in just the towel last night. You know I have ADD and somehow even after looking at you, I forgot I'm not the only person living there right now
I walked into her room to find her sitting on the end of her bed with her heads in her hands talking to herself. She kept muttering things like "What? How? No. What? I don't --- How?" $10 says she's pregnant.
I'll see to your $10 and raise you $40.
We banged in my car doggy style with my head out the window. The sky was marvelous and I saw a shooting star. Its destiny; we're meant to fuck forever.
We didn't have a place to have sex. So we timed the automatic car wash & spent $9 for 3 minutes and 45 secs of car sex.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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